Terms & Conditions

Privacy Policy — Blake Uhlenhake

Effective Date: 31 March 2026

Legal / Operating Name: Blake Uhlenhake
Business Address: 1345 110th St., Meservey, Iowa, 50457, United States
Email:
[email protected]
Primary SMS Number (A2P): +1 641-863-1711
Voice / Forwarding Number: +1 641-425-1060
Website:
https://thatmetabolicguy.com/
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Page: https://thatmetabolicguy.com/


These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of our website, programs, services, and communications (“Services”). By using the Services, you agree to these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the Services.


1) Services & Educational Nature (No Professional Advice)

Blake Uhlenhake provides education, coaching, consulting, and informational services related to health, wellness, and metabolic support.

We do not diagnose, treat, cure, prescribe, or provide licensed professional advice.

All content is for educational and informational purposes only and should not be relied upon as medical, financial, or legal advice.

Always consult a qualified professional before making decisions related to your health or other regulated areas.


2) Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction) to use the Services.


3) Accounts, Bookings & Payments

→ You agree to provide accurate, complete, and current information when booking or purchasing Services
→ Payments are processed through third-party providers; we do not store full payment details
→ Any refund, cancellation, or rescheduling policy shown at checkout or booking applies
→ If no policy is displayed, all sales are final once services are delivered or digital content is accessed
→ We reserve the right to refuse, suspend, or cancel service where permitted by law


4) SMS / Text Messaging (A2P) Program

By providing your phone number and opting in, you consent to receive SMS/text messages from Blake Uhlenhake.

Types of Messages You May Receive:

→ alerts and notifications related to your account or services

→ appointment reminders and scheduling updates

→ program updates and service-related messages

→ educational content

→ promotional or marketing messages

Message Frequency:

Message frequency may vary.

Opt-Out Instructions:

To stop receiving messages, reply STOP to any text message.

Support Instructions:

Reply HELP for assistance or contact [email protected]

Additional Disclosures:

Message and data rates may apply. Check with your carrier for details.

Messages are sent from +1 641-863-1711.

Calls may be forwarded to +1 641-425-1060.

Consent is not a condition of purchase.


5) Acceptable Use

You agree not to:

→ interfere with or disrupt the Services
→ attempt unauthorized access or introduce malware
→ copy, scrape, distribute, or misuse content without permission
→ use the Services for unlawful, abusive, or harmful purposes
→ violate the rights of others

We may suspend or terminate access for violations.


6) Intellectual Property & License

All content within the Services—including text, images, graphics, videos, branding, frameworks, and materials—is owned by or licensed to Blake Uhlenhake.

You are granted a limited, non-transferable, revocable license for personal, non-commercial use only.

Any other use requires prior written permission.


7) Third-Party Services & Links

We may use or link to third-party platforms (such as scheduling tools, payment processors, analytics providers).

Their own terms and privacy policies govern those services.

We are not responsible for third-party content, availability, or practices.


8) Carrier Disclaimer

Mobile carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages.

Message delivery depends on your carrier’s network availability and transmission effectiveness.


9) Privacy

Your use of the Services is governed by our Privacy Policy:
https://thatmetabolicguy.com/privacy-policy


10) Disclaimers

THE SERVICES ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE.”
WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.
NO SPECIFIC RESULTS OR OUTCOMES ARE GUARANTEED.


11) Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, HONESTY HARLESS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, OR GOODWILL.

TOTAL LIABILITY SHALL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT PAID FOR THE SERVICE GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM IN THE PREVIOUS THREE (3) MONTHS.


12) Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Honesty Harless, its contractors, and representatives from claims arising out of:

→ misuse of the Services
→ violation of these Terms
→ infringement of third-party rights


13) Changes to the Services or Terms

We may modify, suspend, or discontinue any part of the Services at any time.

We may update these Terms periodically.

Continued use of the Services constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.


14) Governing Law; Venue

These Terms are governed by the laws of Florida, United States, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

You consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of courts located in Florida, United States, unless otherwise required by law.


15) Contact

Email: [email protected]
SMS: +1 641-863-1711
Calls: +1 641-425-1060